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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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thanks for your contribution

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daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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kwak505:

alex turner is a lyrical genius who the hell could come up with this

kwak505:

alex turner is a lyrical genius who the hell could come up with this

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waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

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ishemilynowhush:

pajamaben:

Hangin’ wit muh girls

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It’s real idiot

pajamaben:

ishemilynowhush:

pajamaben:

Hangin’ wit muh girls

Great photo shop

It’s real idiot

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